Tune guitar 1/2 step down (from low to high: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb).
    Intro:  F#
    F#
    Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek
    F#
    Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week
    (Tacet)                B                         F#
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    C#                           B                 F#
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
             C#
    Oh-ho-ho

    Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
    Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
    Oh-ho-ho

    Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone,
    Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
    Oh-ho-ho
    Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho
    Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war
    Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
    Oh-ho-ho
    Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks
    Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
    Oh-ho-ho
    Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
    Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book
    Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
    Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
    Oh-ho-ho
    Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
    Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
    Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho